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Stylish Freddy (According to The Bionic Triamese Sisters)

from Edgar Ph​œ​te's Remaining Signals by Edgar Phœte

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"The little boy was standing there, alone, waiting for an hypothetical midnight train that will never arrive. But all of a sudden, he heard hissings and whistlings right behind him. He turned back and was face to face with an awkward creature. A humanoid entity with three distinct long-necked heads was standing right in front of him. It was wearing a long purple dress topped with dark green shoulder pads. The three pairs of eyes were all staring at the young boy while constantly waving their heads in the air as if they were trying to mesmerize our poor hero in order to worm him out his most kept secrets. Quickly, one started to gibber something out. Offended, the leftest one seemed to be retorting something and violently lashed the cheek of the middle one with her pointed tongue. In the meantime, the rightest one was laughing at the scene.
- "Oh, my apologies stranger. I'm afraid we've not introduced ourselves yet. We're the Bionic Triamese Sisters!" The right one said.
- "I guess you're taking the train to see Stylish Freddy's latest show aren't you?" The middle one added.
- "... I beg your pardon,,, Stylish who?" The hero asked.
- "How strange you do not know Stylish Freddy! What brings you here then stranger?!" The left one answered.
- "Oh wait a moment dear and let's not be impolite. Our new friend's just asked us a question and we should answer it all together! Stylish Freddy!" The middle one said.
- "Oh yes Stylish Freddy". The left one repeated.
- "But... Who's Stylish Freddy?". The hero asked again."

lyrics

Music & Lyrics: Phœte
Voices: The Bionic Triamese Sisters

Stylish Freddy, Stylish Freddy (countless times)

He rose from nowhere
But she’s out there
And it’s pam pam pam.

He’s got a boozer
But don’t lose her
‘Cuz she’s pam pam pam

He’s a little boaster
So don’t fool her
‘Cuz she’s pam pam pam

(Wie Sprechgesang)
Mid-night train is ap-proaching
And it’s ma-king up for sleep
You’ll be clee-ver than a thief
Close your ears and cross the Ssh-tyx!

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from Edgar Ph​œ​te's Remaining Signals, track releases August 7, 2025

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Edgar Phœte Wien, Austria

Edgar Phœte was born on November 25, 1900. He was a renowned pioneer in new means of telecommunication, an ondes Martenot player and an unsuccessful writer.

One night he started receiving bizarre signals broadcasted from nowhere and a bit further.
Nobody's ever figured out what they were about so far.
Here are some records being restored by Our Organization...
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